Total Medals Earned: 513 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,995 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (80/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (210/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)
You climbed the tower as a knight.
You climbed the tower as a barbarian.
You climbed the tower as a monk.
You climbed the tower as a ninja.
You climbed the tower as a paladin.
You climbed the tower as a priest.
You climbed the tower as a ranger.
You climbed the tower as a sorceress.
You climbed the tower as a thief.
You climbed the tower as a warrior.
You climbed the tower as a wizard.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/340 points)
Play the game 1 time.
Deflect your first "Meteor".
Deflect your first "Butter".
Deflect 45 "Meteors".
Play the game 5 times.
Deflect 30 "Butter".
Deflect your first "Kitten".
Deflect 15 "Kittens".
Medals Earned: 12/20 (250/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Find one thousand coins
return the old mans speedos
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.